And You Thought Your Boss Sucked!
Employment Interview With A Vampire — Novella One
At the age of 24, Deidre finds herself unemployed with few job skills and a growing pile of overdue bills. When a perky career counselor suggests an open housekeeping position, Deidre knows this could be her only chance for a decent job.
She doesn’t bother asking many questions…like what the career counselor meant when she said the employer had certain “peculiarities.” Deidre is in for a very unpleasant surprise. Not only is her perspective boss a vampire, but he’s also cranky, adamantly prefers the telegraph over the telephone, and gets dangerous when his prune juice isn’t delivered on time.
Oh, and he also has a strong fondness for another kind of liquid refreshment, one that he prefers warm and fresh.FREE on Amazon
When Vampires And Ninjas Collide — Novella Two
Working as the housekeeper for a grouchy, occasionally murderous vampire might be exotic, but Deidre feels nothing but plain, especially when a new girl moves in across the street. Bellasandra has everything that Deidre does not — gorgeous locks that never tangle, a body that jiggles only in the right places, a stud-muffin love interest, and a destiny to save the world.
As for Deidre…she’s got an undead boss who doesn’t believe women can handle the vote, two poltergeist friends who are more annoying than terrifying, and a beloved hamster, Mr. Peanut…who just went missing.
And what’s with the creepy van that keeps showing up with a ninja at the wheel?
When an identity mistake forces Deidre to spend a night in Bellasandra’s shoes (and very tiny clothes), Deidre may just come to appreciate the benefits of a boring life.Amazon
Apprenticeship With A Vampire — Novella Three
When Nathaniel declares that he needs an heir to carry on his vampire line, his ever-patient housekeeper Deidre turns to the most logical source…Craigslist. Too bad the ghosts of the house treat each candidate like a Christmas present come early. After yet another candidate flees with urine-stained pants, Deidre wonders if anyone can make it through her boss’s horrifying interview process.
As Deidre works to squish the latest crop of mutant cockroaches scurrying around the haunted mansion and keep the house zombie from losing his fingers…again, another complication springs up. Jude Cross, Monster Hunter Extraordinaire, is on the trail of Big Foot. Cross won’t rest until he captures the world’s most elusive monster…who happens to be one of Deidre’s favorite bingo buddies.
Deidre tries to warn Rick, (a.k.a. Big Foot), but will it be enough? Can this flummoxed housekeeper find an apprentice for her impossible boss, turn her friendship with a hunky werefrog into something more, and keep Big Foot safe? A little perseverance goes a long way!Amazon
The Vampire’s Housekeeper Chronicles — Full Bundle
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- Employment Interview with a Vampire
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